

Harry Potter and the 12 GaugeHarry Potter and the 12 gauge shotgun.Harry Potter and the 12 Gauge
It had been nearly a week since Professor Dumbledore was struck down by a unicorn, the driver nearly 6 times over the legal limit of fire whiskey. The Aurors were beside themselves with laughter when they heard that the great Albus Dumbledore was killed in such a side splitting way, literally. The funeral was planned for later that evening, with speeches from former pupils and enemies; even Lord Voldemort was going to stop by to say a few words. It was sure to be a grand occasion.
Harry woke up with a splitting headache, not because evil was close, hell no that was just a cover


Science Lesson ZombiesWhat I think real science lessons should be like or at least what I dreamed they were like while sleeping in set science lesson. Good times.Science Lesson Zombies
Science, etched on the door signifying that once you enter you can be sure to be bombarded by a whole mass of useless information. To some it served as a refuge, to others a casket. The room contained a variety of instruments, each laid out in a neat line. The desks followed the line formation, and faced towards the front of the room, the students too faced the front, paying their respect and attention to the teacher standing tall in front of them. They listened to his siren song, mesmerized
--
NEVE / kunikule : [link]
See, look -->
Mood: Wow! .
--
Little Jack can kill two stones with one bird.
--
The sky's so desolate like flesh on a skull-shaped balloon.
Previous Page12345...Next Page